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A new school law now requires sex education to be taught to grade 3 students.
The grade teacher is really nervous about teaching sex ed to such young students, so thinks he will need a careful approach.
He asks the class, "Hands up those here who have a vagina."-- All the girls in the class put up their hands.
He then asks, "Hands up all those here who have penises."--- All the boys put up their hands.
The teacher notices little Johnny wildly pumping his arm in the air.
The teachers says, "Yes, Johnny"
Johnny says -- my dad has got two penises, one that is droopy and short and one that's really big and long.
The teacher thinks this is manna from heaven, he thinks, "I'll be able to lead into erections and stuff from here," so he asks Johnny what he thinks the short one is for.
Johnny: "It's for doing a pee."
Teacher: "That's good, and what do you think the big one is for?"
Johnny: "It's for cleaning my mum's teeth."
The grade teacher is really nervous about teaching sex ed to such young students, so thinks he will need a careful approach.
He asks the class, "Hands up those here who have a vagina."-- All the girls in the class put up their hands.
He then asks, "Hands up all those here who have penises."--- All the boys put up their hands.
The teacher notices little Johnny wildly pumping his arm in the air.
The teachers says, "Yes, Johnny"
Johnny says -- my dad has got two penises, one that is droopy and short and one that's really big and long.
The teacher thinks this is manna from heaven, he thinks, "I'll be able to lead into erections and stuff from here," so he asks Johnny what he thinks the short one is for.
Johnny: "It's for doing a pee."
Teacher: "That's good, and what do you think the big one is for?"
Johnny: "It's for cleaning my mum's teeth."
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