A homosexual goes to the Kruger National Park. He sits in the bus as animals pass by on all sides.

Suddenly everyone jumps from the bus and runs away. The homosexual looks around and sees a huge gorilla walking from the bush. As he gapes in mute horror, the gorilla throws him to the ground and rapes him continuously for three hours.

Three months later the homosexual gets home from the hospital and finds his homosexual friends, all waiting for him.

After a couple o' glasses of wine the homosexual tells his friends about his experiences with the gorilla. Everyone listens in horror as he recounts his terrifying experiences.

It doesn't take long before someone asks him: "Wasn't it painful?"

And the homosexual says: "You talk about painful....he never writes, never phones...."