Jokes

* the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

* the security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

* my assistant began responding to my memos with "Yeah, whatever."

* my new Pentium PC was replaced with a 386sx-18 last weekend.

* the Human Resources Dept. requested an update of my arrest record.

* the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5-year contract.

* I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.

* my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

* my secretary said things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

* three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.

* the LAN suddenly began backing up my computer every 10 minutes.

* a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

* I got a "It's for you loser" wav instead of a chime whenever I received e-mail.

* the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone looking for me.