Jokes

Jesus and St. Peter were teeing it up in front of a 250 yard carry over a lake. St. Peter asked Jesus what club he was going to use. Jesus replied, "A 1 Iron."

St. Peter said, "Only Tiger Woods can hit a 1 Iron that far."

Ignoring the advice, Jesus hits 3 balls in the water and starts walking on the water to retrieve his balls. About that time a foursome behind them comes up on the tee, and one golfer shouts, "Jesus Christ, who does that guy think he is!"

St. Peter replies, "Tiger Woods"