Jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a black man were driving in a convertible. As they drove on a narrow road, a semi broadsided them and their car plunged off a cliff into a lake.

Unharmed, the brunette and black man swam to the surface. They couldn't find the blonde anywhere! A few minutes later, the blonde finally came to the surface.

"Where were you?" they asked.

The blonde replied, "I couldn't get the door open!"