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If you're going to send someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why if a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $2.95 a minute?
Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors and they're open 24-7?
I played a blank tape at full blast last night. It drove the mime next door crazy.
If a person who has multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, wouldn't that be considered a hostage situation?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in 'lisp'?
Why if a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $2.95 a minute?
Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors and they're open 24-7?
I played a blank tape at full blast last night. It drove the mime next door crazy.
If a person who has multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, wouldn't that be considered a hostage situation?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in 'lisp'?
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