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A little girl named Tina has a cat named Piddles, and one day Piddles dies. Tina runs to her father with tears in her eyes and says, "DAD PIDDLES IS DEAD!!!" Her dad says, "Oh I'm so sorry that that had to happen."
Tina sniffs, "Dad, how come Piddles legs and arms are sticking up in the air?" The dad having no idea, uses his quick wit and says, "Well, this way when Jesus comes down to get her he can just grab her legs and he can take her up quicker."
A few weeks later dad comes home work and Tina is crying again. "Daddy, daddy! Mommy almost died today!" The dad, being shocked, responds, "How do you know that Mom almost died?!"
Tina explains, "Well, I heard something in the den and when I went in Mommy had her legs up in the air and was yelling 'OH JESUS, I'M COMING! I'M COMING!' And if it weren't for the milk man holding her down she would have gone right on up to heaven!"
Tina sniffs, "Dad, how come Piddles legs and arms are sticking up in the air?" The dad having no idea, uses his quick wit and says, "Well, this way when Jesus comes down to get her he can just grab her legs and he can take her up quicker."
A few weeks later dad comes home work and Tina is crying again. "Daddy, daddy! Mommy almost died today!" The dad, being shocked, responds, "How do you know that Mom almost died?!"
Tina explains, "Well, I heard something in the den and when I went in Mommy had her legs up in the air and was yelling 'OH JESUS, I'M COMING! I'M COMING!' And if it weren't for the milk man holding her down she would have gone right on up to heaven!"
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