Jokes

One day, a father and son were walking along the beach when they came across a dead seagull lying on its back.

Curiously, the son asked, "Daddy, what's wrong with the bird?"

"There comes a time in your life when you die," said the father.

"Where do you go when you die?" said the son.

"Up to heaven," said the father.

"What happens in heaven?" said the son.

"God invites you into his kingdom," said the father.

"Then, why did God throw this one back?" said the son.