Jokes

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house it was obvious that somebody was home. However, no one came to the door, although the preacher knocked several times.

Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back, and stuck it in the door.

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written "Genesis 3:10".

Revelations 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 - "I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself."