Jokes

Thursday, as my girlfriend was puttering around in the kitchen, getting ready to cook our turkey, she said to me, "Did you thaw the turkey?"

With a slight grin, I responded by saying, "Yeth. I thaw the turkey thitting in the think. Thee? Why don't you look for it before athking me if I thaw it? I thee a lot with theeth two eyeth!"

She smacked me with the gravy ladle.