Jokes

Two men were on there way to church and there parrot got out,so they had to take him with them to church.

So on the way they saw a little girl and her cat was stuck in a tree, she kept saying, "Get a ladder and get him down.

The parrot said, "Get a ladder and get him down, get a ladder and get him down."

Then they past a little boy sailing a paper boat he kept saying "Let it sail."

The parrot said "Let it sail, let it sail."

Next they went over a speed bump and one of the guys said "Just hit a black bump."

The parrot said "Just hit a black bump, just hit a black bump."

They got to church and the preacher said the lord is above.

The parrot said "Get a ladder and get him down, get a ladder and get him down."

The preacher said "Shut your bird up or I'll throw a bible at it."

The parrot said "let it sail, let it sail."

The preacher threw the bible and it hit a black person.

The parrot said "Just hit a black bump, just hit a black bump."