Jokes

Two Mexicans are lying in the sun having their siesta. After a while, Jose turns to Pedro and says:
JOSE: "Ey, Pedro, how you like your women?"
PEDRO: "How you mean, how I like my women?"
JOSE: "You know man, their boobies, how you like their boobies?"
PEDRO: "How you mean?"
JOSE: "You know, you like them small like poached eggs, you like them round like peaches, or really big so you can bang them together?"
PEDRO: "Oh, I like them round like peaches!!!"

Ten minutes later......

JOSE: "Ey, Pedro, how you like their legs, man?"
PEDRO: "How you mean, how I like their legs?"
JOSE: "You know, you like them short and fat? Firm and muscly? Long and skinny, eh?"
PEDRO: "Oh, I like them firm and muscly!!!"

Ten minutes later......

JOSE: "Ey, Pedro, how you like their asses, man?"
PEDRO: "How you mean, how I like their asses?"
JOSE: "You know, you like them small with the bones stickin' out? You like them shaped like a ripe pear? You like them big with the dimples?"
PEDRO: "Oh, I like them shaped like a pear!"

JOSE: "So Pedro, you like the women with the boobies like peaches, with the firm and muscly legs, and with an ass like a ripe pear...THAN, WHY YOU FUCKIN' MY WIFE?!"