Jokes

Through a matchmaker, a Chinese waiter met and married a young Chinese girl. On their wedding night, the waiter said to his young bride, "I know you are still a virgin so tonight I will do what you wish of me. I promise to be patient and gentle with you. How do you like us to start?"

Shyly, the young bride said, "I would like to start with the Number 69."

Surprised, the waiter asked, "You want the beef with broccolli ?"