While attending a party hosted by his boss, the "Life of the Party" had one drink too many and woke up with a nasty hang-over and no memory of last night's party. So he asked his wife what happened at the party.

"As usual, you've made an ass of yourself before your boss," said his wife with a smirk.

"Well, piss on him," said the man defiantly.

"That you did and he fired you on the spot!" said the wife.

"Well, screw him!" said the man with some trepidation.

"That I did! You report to work in the morning."