Jokes

There's two guys driving down the road on a stormy night when their car stalls in front of this house.

One guy gets out and says to the other guy "We might as well ask who ever lives here if we can stay the night." The other guy shrugs and says "No, I think i'll stay in here."

So the guy goes inside the house and sees an old woman. The old woman says to the guy "Fuck me and i'll let you stay the night". So the women takes off here cloths, closes her eyes, and stands in the middle of the room.

The guy doesn't know what to do until he sees a bowl of corn on the table. So he grabs the corn and screws the old woman with it, and when hes done with one cob of corn, he throws it out the window.

The next day, the guy walks out of the house and sees the other guy sleeping in the car. So he starts the car. When the guy wakes up he says to the other guy "You know, you should have stayed outside in the car with me." He asks, "Why?" He answers, "Well someone was throwing some great tasting buttered corn out the window last night."