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Carrying the presidential laptop computer, a White House staffer walks into the Oval Office and announces, "Bad news, Mr. President. You've got the Melissa Virus."

An exasperated Clinton curses, gets up from his chair and promptly drops his pants. "Well, don't just stand there!" Clinton yells. "Get the doctor in here to give me a shot and get it over with. Damn that topless dancer from Jersey!"

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