Jokes

A newlywed groom and his best man, both of whom are notorious playboys who always know their way around women, are observing all the women in the wedding reception. The groom boasts to his best man, "You know, I have fucked all the women in this room except for my new wife, her mother, my mother and my sisters."

Nodding in agreement, the best man says with great pride, "Well, between the both of us, we got all the women here covered."