Jokes

One day, Little Johnny accompanied his Dad to the pharmacy. While waiting in line, Little Johnny noticed a shelf full of condoms in different packs. So he asked his Dad, "What's the three-pack of condoms for?"

His Dad replied with a smile, "The three-pack is what you will use when you're in high school. Two for Friday, one for Saturday."

Little Johnny nodded and then asked, "How about the six-pack?"

Again his Dad flashed a wide grin and said, "The six-pack is what you need when you're in college. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

"Oh I see," said Little Johnny. "And the twelve-pack?"

His Dad's grin vanished and he just sighed, "The twelve-pack is what you will use when you're married. One for January, one for February, one for March, one for April ..."