Jokes

There was this really horny guy, but he couldn't ever find a girl who was desperate enough to fuck him. Depressed and sad he went to the local Whore House and asked the owner if she had anything. "Yes, for $20 you can have the 'THING' in the barn." Thinking this was a great deal, he handed the owner $20 and went to the barn.

When he got to the barn there was only one living organism there. It was a camel. So the guy (wanting to get his money's worth) held onto the camel, put his dick up its ass and started humping it .

The next week, he was horny as hell (again.) So once again he went to the Whore House where he once again paid $20 and went to the barn. This time there was a chicken. Being as horny as he was, he caught the chicken, puts his penis into it and started humping it like no other.

This very desperate man came back the next week, as horny as ever. But this time the lady said,"For $20 you may go upstairs and watch!" Once again, the man paid $20 but this time he went upstairs.

When he got upstairs, there were several other men crowding around a window. "Hey! Let me see!" the man said as he pushed his way to the front only to find two completely naked women going at each other. "Man! They must be pretty desperate!" the man said in awe.

One of the other men replied, "That's nothing! You should have been here last week. There was this guy fucking a chicken!"