Jokes

A blonde had recently heard that milk baths would make you beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk at her door. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you really need that much milk?"

The blonde replied, "I *really* need it! I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman said, "Pasteurized?"

To which the blonde repkied, "No, just up to my boobs."