Jokes

A man arrives at the Pearly Gates. He sees a sign that says, "Men dominated by their wives." This line is VERY long.

He sees another sign that says, "Men NOT dominated by their wives." This line has only one man standing in it.

He walks over to this man and says, "Wow, you mean that you are the only one not dominated by his wife?"

The man shrugs and says, "I guess so, my wife told me to stand here."