Jokes

One day John decides to buy a sheep farm, he knows nothing about about sheep so when spring rolls around he discovers that he has no rams, so off to the stock yard he goes, only to discover there are no rams available.

He meets Rob who informs him, "Sheep sperm and human sperm are the same so if you go home and fuck all your sheep they will get pregnant and you will get lambs."

"But how will I know if they are pregnant or not," John asks. "Well," says Rob. "In the morning if they are lying in the meadow they are not, if they are lying in the mud they are."

So John goes home, and as he wants no one to see, he puts his sheep in the van and drives to the farthest field where he fucks them all for 10 minutes each, goes home has dinner goes to sleep. Wakes up the next morning and they are all lying in the meadow. He figures he'll have to try again, so in the van he puts them and off to the field where this time he fucks them all for 20 minutes each, goes home a little tired, so straight to bed. Wakes up in the morning they are in the meadow. He thinks, "Ok, one more try." He puts them in his van and drives to the far field, this time he fucks them all for 30 minutes each. Afterwards, he's so worn out, he goes straight to sleep, he's so tired.

Next morning he's too tired to get up so he asks his wife, "Are the sheep lying in the meadow or in the mud?"

His wife looks out the window and says, "Neither, they're all in the van and one of them is beeping the horn."