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After the resident lion tamer had resigned, the circus placed an ad in the local newspaper for a new lion tamer. On the day of the try-outs, at least fifty men showed up. The audition would have started if not for a young blonde wearing a trench coat who suddenly appeared. She asked the ringmaster for a slot in the try-out and the ringmaster decided to make the blonde try out first.
When the young blonde entered the large cage, the lion was released into the cage. It was roaring loudly and started to charge towards the blonde. Instead of running away, the blonde stood her ground and calmly let her trench coat drop to the ground. There was a gasp from the male applicants for the blonde was stark naked revealing a very sexy body. The lion strangely stopped in its tracks upon seeing such an unexpected sight. The lion then dropped to a crouch and crawled meekly towards the nude blonde. It then proceeded to lick the blonde's legs, thighs and groin.
Turning towards the other male applicants, the ringmaster said, "Can anyone of you do THAT?"
One of the men spoke out, "Sure, I can! Just get the lion out of the way!"
When the young blonde entered the large cage, the lion was released into the cage. It was roaring loudly and started to charge towards the blonde. Instead of running away, the blonde stood her ground and calmly let her trench coat drop to the ground. There was a gasp from the male applicants for the blonde was stark naked revealing a very sexy body. The lion strangely stopped in its tracks upon seeing such an unexpected sight. The lion then dropped to a crouch and crawled meekly towards the nude blonde. It then proceeded to lick the blonde's legs, thighs and groin.
Turning towards the other male applicants, the ringmaster said, "Can anyone of you do THAT?"
One of the men spoke out, "Sure, I can! Just get the lion out of the way!"
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