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NASA was preparing for another mission and wanted to send a woman into space. To find the right one, NASA officials interviewed a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
They called in the brunette and told her that she was one of the finalists to go into space. Then one of the officials asked her what planet she would like to visit and why. She thought about it and then said that she would like to go to Jupiter and study everything there because it was just so big. The officials said ok and that they would be getting in touch with her at a later date.
Next, the NASA offcials called in the red head. They asked her the same thing as the brunette. The redhead then said that she wanted to go to Mars because she thought that with all the recent discoveries there, it would be worthwhile. The officials said ok and that they would get in touch with her at a later date.
Then they called in the blonde. The told her about the mission and asked her the same question as the other two. She thought about it for a while and finally decided. She told them that she wanted to visit the sun.
Now the NASA offcials were very confused. They looked at each other and then said, "But you know that you would be burnt to death because the sun is so hot."
The blonde replied, "DUH! I'd go at night!"
They called in the brunette and told her that she was one of the finalists to go into space. Then one of the officials asked her what planet she would like to visit and why. She thought about it and then said that she would like to go to Jupiter and study everything there because it was just so big. The officials said ok and that they would be getting in touch with her at a later date.
Next, the NASA offcials called in the red head. They asked her the same thing as the brunette. The redhead then said that she wanted to go to Mars because she thought that with all the recent discoveries there, it would be worthwhile. The officials said ok and that they would get in touch with her at a later date.
Then they called in the blonde. The told her about the mission and asked her the same question as the other two. She thought about it for a while and finally decided. She told them that she wanted to visit the sun.
Now the NASA offcials were very confused. They looked at each other and then said, "But you know that you would be burnt to death because the sun is so hot."
The blonde replied, "DUH! I'd go at night!"
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