Jokes

A man walks into a bar, jumps up onto the barstool and says"B-b-b-bartender g-g-g-give m-m-me a b-b-beer."

The bartender taps him out a beer and says, "Hey buddy! I see you have a stuttering problem?"

The man replies, "W-w-why y-y-y-yes I-I-I d-do."

The bartender explains, "Well, I used to stutter, too!"

The man says, "Y-Y-Y-You d-d-did? W-w-what did y-y-you d-do about it?"

The bartender goes on, "Well I went home and for 7 days in a row I made my wife give me a blow job. It worked for me; maybe you should try it too."

The man replies, "W-w-w-ell thank you I-I think I-I-I w-w-w-will."

8 days go by and the man returns to the bar.

"B-B-Bartender g-g-give m-me a b-b-beer!"

Remembering the man, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, I see you still have that stuttering problem. Didn't you try what I told you?"

The man replies, "W-W-Why y-y-yes I d-d-did ... and y-y-you h-h-have a l-l-lovely house t-t-too!"