Jokes

There were two prostitutes out riding around looking for clients with a sign in their car that said: "Prostitutes for hire." They were soon pulled over by a policeman who told them to take the sign down because it was illegal to advertise to prostitute oneself.

"Well, we've seen quite a few religious signs. Aren't they illegal?" asked one of the prostitutes.

"No," said the cop, "You can advertise your religious beliefs all you want."

The next time the cop passed them there was a sign in the window which read, "Two angels looking for Peter."