Jokes

It was the first day of third grade and the teacher said that to know your in third grade you have to use grown up words, so she asked Sally. "Sally what did you do on the Summer break?" "I got a booboo." said Sally. "No whats another word you could say instead of booboo?" "I know," said Sally, "A cut!"

Then the teacher asked Jon. "What did you do on the summer break?" Jon said" I saw a chu chu twain!" No whats another word you can use instead of chu chu twain?" "I know." said Jon. "I saw a train!"

Then the teacher asked Billy, "What did you do on the summer break?" "I read a book!" "What was the book called?" The teacher asked. "Whinnie the shit!"