Jokes

Three boys went fishing by a stream. One of the boys left and was peeking through some nearby bushes. When the other two boys went to see what he was looking at, the little boy ran.

So the two boys looked through the bushes and saw a naked woman swimming.

When the two boys caught up to the first and asked why he ran away, he replied, "My mom told me that if I ever saw a naked woman I would turn to stone.....and part of me started getting hard so I ran!!"