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Q: After years of overeating, a very obese man finally decided to go to a health club.
A man saw him getting out of the shower and said, "Man, you're fat! How long has it been since you've seen your penis?"
The fat man replied, "A long time."
The man asked, "Well, why don't you diet?"
The fat man replied, "Why? What color is it now?"
A: overeating, year, obese, finally, getting, shower, penis, long, diet, color, now, fat
A man saw him getting out of the shower and said, "Man, you're fat! How long has it been since you've seen your penis?"
The fat man replied, "A long time."
The man asked, "Well, why don't you diet?"
The fat man replied, "Why? What color is it now?"
A: overeating, year, obese, finally, getting, shower, penis, long, diet, color, now, fat
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