Jokes

A sailor and his bride arrived at the honeymoon suite of their hotel. The bride had not 'gone all the way' before and was very nervous. Her mother had told her it would be very painful, but that it was her wifely duty. "Just make the best of it, as I've always had to," she said.

The young sailor showed her things the bride had never been 'warned about' by her mother which the young wife bravely agreed to but definitely did not enjoy. When her new husband had tired himself out at 2AM, Bonnie said she'd like to order a pizza and watch TV.

"Sure, Bonnie," he said, and began flipping through the TV Guide. "Well, there's not much on right now," he said. "Would you like to see Oliver Twist?"

"My God, Harold," cried his bride. "If you do one more trick with that thing, I"m going home to Mother!"