Jokes

A nurse says to an old man in a hospital, "Is there anything I can get you to make your stay more comfortable?"

He says, "Yes, you can bring me warm milk and 1 viagra every evening like my wife does at home."

The nurse thinks this over and decides that there would be no harm.

After a week the nurse can't stand the curiosity, so she asks "Sir, why you want milk and viagra."

He answers, "The milk helps me sleep and the viagra keeps me from falling out of bed!"