Jokes

Two Jews are walking along when they see a sign that says, "Attention, Jews...five thousand dollars if you convert."

The first guy says, "Five thousand dollars is a lot of money."

The other guy says, "Your grandfather was a rabbi, and your entire family is so religious, they would never forgive you."

The first guy says, "I could use the money, and they'll never know."

So he goes in, and after a few hours he comes out.

The other guy says, "Did you get the money?"

He says, "You Jews, always thinking about money."