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An attractive blonde walks up to a craps table and says she wants to bet $20,000 on a single roll. She tells the dealer, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."
The blonde strips down, rolls the dice, then she begins jumping up and down hugging the dealers. She exclaims, "Yes! I Win! I Win!" Then she quickly takes her money and clothes and leaves quickly.
The dealers are shocked with their jaws on the ground. Finally one dealer asks the other "What did she roll anyway?" to which the other answers, "I don't know! I thought you were watching!"
The blonde strips down, rolls the dice, then she begins jumping up and down hugging the dealers. She exclaims, "Yes! I Win! I Win!" Then she quickly takes her money and clothes and leaves quickly.
The dealers are shocked with their jaws on the ground. Finally one dealer asks the other "What did she roll anyway?" to which the other answers, "I don't know! I thought you were watching!"
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