Jokes

As a painless way to save money a young couple decides that whenever they have sex, the husband will put his pocket change in a piggy bank next to the bed.

One night, the man is feeling unusually athletic and accidentally knocks over the piggy bank and it smashes into pieces on the floor. The man sees that among the masses of coins there are five and ten dollar bills. The man asks his wife what's up. "Well," replied the wife, "not everyone is as cheap as you."