Jokes

A married couple discussing dinner plans for their relatives from New England agree that she would prepare a traditional New England Duck. The following day the wife visits the local butcher and inquires as to the availability of a authentic New England Duck. Hank, the butcher, finds his way to the fowl and returns shortly, handing the specimen to the customer for inspection. She examines the markings, flips the bird upside down, runs her finger up its rear and remarks, "This is a Missouri Duck, and not acceptable, get me a New England Duck".

Hank returns to the storage area and comes back with a second bird, and in which case, the lady conducts the same procedure, and in a impatient tone says,"This is a Oaklahoma Duck, now get the real thing!"

Hank, just a bit intimidated, returns with the third selection, and upon completion of the previous procedure, the woman, in a very scornful and threatening voice shouts, "This is a Colorado Duck, and I doubt that you know anything about fowl, where in the hell are you from?"

Hank calmly drops his trousers and shorts, bends over and replies, "You tell me lady, you're the expert."