Jokes

One day a guy walks into a bar sits down and orders two shots of scotch. He drinks the shots pulls a picture out of his pocket and says, "Bartender, two more shots please!" He drinks the shots and again pulls the picture out of his pocket. "Bartender, two more shots please!" The bartender asks him, "Why do you keep ordering two shots and then look at the picture in your pocket?" "The picture is of my wife, and when she starts looking good, then I'm going home!"