Jokes

A little boy and his father were taking a walk in the park when they came upon a pair of dogs, the male vigorously humping the female. The little boy asked his father what the dogs were doing. The father explained that the dogs were making puppies.

A few nights later the little boy was awakened in the middle of the night by loud noises coming from his parent's bedroom. He goes to their door, opens it and sees his father making love to his mother. The little boy asks what they are doing. The father explains that he and the mother are making a little brother or sister for the little boy.

With that the little boy says, "Well, could you flip her over 'cause I'd rather have a puppy!!"