Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the nursery?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A wife says to her husband, "Please, take my bra off." "OK", says the husband. The wife says, "And please take my pant...

Jim has three girlfriends, but he doesn't know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5,000.00 and see how each of them spends it. ...

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.

A philosopher, a mathamatician and a blonde all go to hell. The Devil makes them a deal. If you can stump me, I will let you go to heavan. The phil...

One day Mrs. Flanagan feels sickly and goes to the doctor for a look at. The doctor looks her over and says, "Well now, Mrs. Flanagan, I'm pe...

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

A blonde walks into a library and asks one of the librarians, "Can I have a large fries and a Coke?" The librarian hisses, "Quiet! T...

Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he c...

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky ...

A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. Anyway, as he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks ...

I went to a wedding at a nudist colony last week.

"Hello everyone. This is your pilot speaking. If you look to your left, you will see that our left wing is on fire. If you look to the right, ...

A little boy was riding his tricycle that he just got for Christmas through the streets of England. While he was riding, a patrol officer on his ho...

A blonde and her boyfriend had just come back from a party when the boyfriend asked the blonde if his car's headlights were blinking.<br><...

Add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs.