http://www.comedy.com/longshot5555 longshot5555's Activity Feed en-us Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:32:37 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips In this special Independence Day broadcast the anchors offer holiday tips to make the most out of your Fourth of July. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:33:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics In today's episode the news team breaks down a list of the top 10 biggest boobs in politics. Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:41:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-doomo-arigatoo-mister-roboto In today's hard-hitting story we find the team making their own news at the annual Tokyo Robot Show. Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:40:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-doomo-arigatoo-mister-roboto http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-holy-it-s-a-gun In today's tech and gadget report the anchors get a visit from Russian gun guru Iva Teenygun who introduces them to the joys of really small weaponry. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:19:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-holy-it-s-a-gun http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants In today's political report the anchors take a closer look at Hillary Clinton's non-resignation resignation speech and try to figure out whether she is actually admitting defeat or not. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:22:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam In today's music report NNN's special concert correspondent appears via web-cam from the Mountain Jam Concert in upstate New York, while the anchors give you the latest urine-stained details from the R. Kelly trial. Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:47:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama In today's episode the news team's special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, drops by to weigh in on Barack Obama's recent Holocaust comments. Thu, 29 May 2008 10:50:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars In today's episode the news team delivers the first ever live report from the planet Mars and discovers it's the new hot spot for celebrity vacations. Wed, 28 May 2008 07:48:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny In today's episode the anchors interview the world's first "Cybrid," a half cow, half 'dude' who's bitter about not being a lion. Wed, 21 May 2008 10:41:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary and the end of Jodi Foster's relationship. Also, NNN's Deaf Music Critic stops by to report on American Idol and his own laryngitis. Sat, 17 May 2008 03:35:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship http://www.comedy.com/embed/99-words-for-boobs-1 The title says it all. Fri, 16 May 2008 20:20:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/99-words-for-boobs-1 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Fri, 16 May 2008 11:43:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor In today's episode the NNN anchors open up the phone lines to take calls from viewers and discover that their fans have lots of questions – for Oprah and Larry King. Wed, 14 May 2008 22:49:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-racy-stacy Comedians Jeff Hanson and Mark Serritella try to get the gorgeous Stacy to stand under their umbrella 'ella 'ella. Mon, 12 May 2008 15:51:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-racy-stacy http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal" before interviewing Hillary Clinton's campaign adviser about her new "Awesome" strategy. Mon, 12 May 2008 15:46:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary In today's episode the news team gets political and invites a special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, on set to wish Hillary Clinton a fond farewell from the presidential race. Sun, 11 May 2008 00:11:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Mon, 05 May 2008 10:41:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Fri, 02 May 2008 08:48:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than just a video game and it’s Cats Gone Wild. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:58:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain http://www.comedy.com/embed/reporter-ownage Like watching random reporters getting owned? Watch this! Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:07:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/reporter-ownage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:49:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-man-shoots-himself-in-self-defense In today's episode Japan's workforce is overrun by midgets, an Arizona man goes Dirty Harry on himself, and Stephen Hawking rolls over his interviewer. Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:27:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-man-shoots-himself-in-self-defense