Ash 

Ash

last updated on Tue, September 23, 2008 at 02:58 pm

About Me[x]
Hello, My Name is:
Ash

About Me
I like drinking beer in church; laughing at short people; asking librarians if they have porn; returning used underwear; bumming cigarettes from the homeless; betting on the Special Olympics; and telling the old ladies at Costco their samples taste like shit.

My Favorite Comedians
Stephen Hawking

My Favorite Comedy Movies
Big Lebowski; Old School; any of the Discovery Channel shows about freaks

Funniest Moment of My Life
When Brittney went into rehab, again

Funny Tags of Interest to Me
crazy cynic England python subtle

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Profile Comments[x]

ha.

Posted by jennifer on 2/6/2008 4:34 pm

assssshhhhhh----hooooollllllleeeeeeee

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