Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

last updated on Mon, March 3, 2008 at 06:44 am

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Hello, My Name is:
Bert  Kreischer 

About Me
"This Machine Kills Beers!"

Male
35 years old
LOS ANGELES, California

I am Bert Kreischer. Party Animal, Comedian, Actor, Host, Hesitant Passenger, Fast Eater, Glutton, PSP addict, Husband, and Dad. I grew up in Tampa, live in LA, & black out once a month for dexterity. My mantra is: "No one respects a lightweight", & I don't believe in rehearsed toasts.

Bert Kreischer grew up in Tampa, Florida. While attending Florida State University, he was discovered by Rolling Stone Magazine and given the title ’The number 1 Party Animal in the Country’ in a six-page article entitled ’The Undergraduate.’ This article set his comedy career in motion. Oliver Stone optioned the rights to his life, book deals were offered, and he moved to New York City to pursue Stand-up Comedy.

He began working at the Boston Comedy Club, within a year Will Smith signed him to a television development deal, he moved to LA, and shortly there after was co-hosting ’The X-show’ on FX. A few months later he signed his second television development deal with CBS, where he made his acting debut starring in the CBS/20th Century Fox pilot, ’Life with David J’ with Elliot Gould. Bert has also appeared on Comedy Central’s ’Premium Blend’, ’Shorties Watchin Shorties’, VH-1, FX’s ’Hurt Bert’, ’The Shield’, ’Last Comic Standing 2’, ’Jimmy Kimmel Live’, and currently hosts Spike TV’s ’Fresh Baked Video Games’ which airs every Saturday night at midnight.Bert also tours clubs and colleges all over the country and performs regularly at the Hollywood Improv. United States

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Feb 13 2008 7:00P Acme Comedy Club Minneapolis MN


Feb 14 2008 7:00P Acme Comedy Club Minneapolis MN

Feb 15 2008 7:00P Acme Comedy Club Minneapolis MN

Feb 16 2008 7:00P Acme Comedy Club Minneapolis MN

Feb 16 2008 7:00P Acme Comedy Club Minneapolis MN

Feb 20 2008 7:00P DC Improv Washington DC

Feb 21 2008 7:00P DC Improv Washington DC

Feb 22 2008 7:00P DC Improv Washington DC

Feb 23 2008 7:00P DC Improv Washington DC

Feb 24 2008 7:00P DC Improv Washington DC

Mar 13 2008 8:00P Tampa Improv Tampa FL

Mar 14 2008 8:00P Tampa Improv Tampa FL

Mar 15 2008 7:00P Tampa Improv Tampa FL

Mar 16 2008 8:00P Tampa Improv Tampa FL

Mar 20 2008 7:00P The Funny Farm Roswell GA

Mar 21 2008 7:00P The Funny Farm Roswell GA

Mar 22 2008 7:00P The Funny Farm Roswell GA

Mar 23 2008 7:00P The Funny Farm Roswell GA

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Racial Humor in South Africa
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White Gorilla - Clip #3
White Gorilla - Clip #3rating
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The Bert Sex Tape
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Downtime @ Cape town Comedy Festival
Downtime @ Cape town Comedy Festivalrating
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White Gorilla - Clip #2
White Gorilla - Clip #2rating
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Shorties Watching Shorties
Shorties Watching Shortiesrating
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M4W
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My daughter the Lovecat
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The Blonde and the Cliff


Why did the dumb blond jump off the cliff?

She thought her Maxipad had wings.
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