http://www.comedy.com/CompetitiveAwesome CompetitiveAwesome's Activity Feed en-us Mon, 1 Dec 2008 08:54:44 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/john-mccain-tries-to-win-the-black-vote-with-grape-soda Trailing in the polls, John McCain goes to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles restaurant in Los Angeles to try to convince black people to vote for him. A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:28:21 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/john-mccain-tries-to-win-the-black-vote-with-grape-soda http://www.comedy.com/video/trick-or-treating-a-week-before-halloween Find out what happens when two adults go trick or treating a week before Halloween. Will they get candy or will they be arrested? A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:59:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/trick-or-treating-a-week-before-halloween http://www.comedy.com/video/a-conversation-in-music-lyrics Sometimes all you need to express yourself is an encyclopedic knowledge of popular music lyrics. A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:28:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/a-conversation-in-music-lyrics http://www.comedy.com/video/gaywatch Everything you always loved about Baywatch... except for the ladies. A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:31:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/gaywatch http://www.comedy.com/video/scrota-charger-commercial The hottest selling product in home shopping is the new Scrota Charger, designed to flex and tone your, uh, "Scrota." A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:18:20 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/scrota-charger-commercial http://www.comedy.com/CompetitiveAwesome/postremember-when A good hooker was easy to come by and well worth investing in? No loyalty anymore, no cleanliness. Hookers used to be able to look at themselves in the mirror and count their money with no fear of rival hookers doing their blow and jumping out the bathroom window when they're distracted. I let mine go. had to. Had to take a stand against quantity over quality. so...to recap....I am looking for a hooker now. or a Wife. or a hooker. Competitive Awesome Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:21:11 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/CompetitiveAwesome/postremember-when http://www.comedy.com/video/mccain-pisses-off-hitler When John McCain announced Sarah Palin was his choice for Vice President, he pissed off one of his biggest supporters: Adolf Hitler. A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:41:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/mccain-pisses-off-hitler http://www.comedy.com/CompetitiveAwesome/postterrible-development I have found a small piece of paper ripped off from a larger piece with a note written on it that reads "don't lose this". Now I am confused. why was i not supposed to have lost this piece of paper, witch i clearly did, as indicated by me finding it, and now what do i do? I feel i let myself down in having lost it in the first place. I am too hard on myself, but still. Where is the bigger piece of paper from which it came, and how the hell does it feel about this new development in our relationship? Clearly, i ripped it off, only used that part, and discarded the much more usefully sized portion in exchange for a no good deserting, somewhat snobbish piece that i have recently found. I feel i let everyone involved down. The tree, the missing big piece, the little piece, and myself for now having absolutely no idea why i wasn't supposed to lose it in the first place. Nothing more was written on it. And the worst part about it? It knows exactly why i wasn't supposed to lose it and it isn't saying shit. It's the Axl Rose of paper pieces....just a dick that was a part of a much better thing before the arrogance. but maybe I'm overreacting. Competitive Awesome Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:19:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/CompetitiveAwesome/postterrible-development http://www.comedy.com/video/office-anti-samsonites Prejudice runs rampant when Dave, the new guy in accounting, joins the company. Anti-Samsoniteism is no laughing matter. A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:17:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/office-anti-samsonites http://www.comedy.com/video/fat-tumbler-s-olympic-dream The Fat Tumbler continues to chase his Olympics dream, even though it's more of a nightmare. A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome. Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:47:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/fat-tumbler-s-olympic-dream http://www.comedy.com/video/art-critic-slams-kid-artists Art critic Arthur Dantes judges the Finals of the 7th annual Kiddie Art Corner's Final 4...and by judges, we mean being brutally honest about how he perceives the lack of talent in the first grade. Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:00:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/art-critic-slams-kid-artists http://www.comedy.com/video/douche-for-the-day Somebody pissing you off lately? Send them a Douche For The Day to get your revenge. A Comedy.com original. Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:29:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/douche-for-the-day http://www.comedy.com/video/the-real-baby-borrowers Inspired by NBC's "Baby Borrowers," this store offers you the chance to get your own baby at impossibly low prices. Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:07:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-real-baby-borrowers http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-kids In this latest top ten list the anchors run down the many things one should never utter in front of their children. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:19:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-kids http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips In this special Independence Day broadcast the anchors offer holiday tips to make the most out of your Fourth of July. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:12:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish In today's broadcast the news team breaks down all the reasons you may not be one of the chosen people. L'chaim! Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:18:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-reasons-your-kid-might-be-gay In today's news report the team breaks down a list of the top 10 reasons your child might be gay. Now that there's anything wrong with that... Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:40:45 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-reasons-your-kid-might-be-gay http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics In today's episode the news team breaks down a list of the top 10 biggest boobs in politics. Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:38:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-bryant-brothers In today's sports report the news team interviews tennis siblings and superstars the Bryant Brothers and find out how they are dealing with an unexpected growth spurt. Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:13:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-bryant-brothers http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-doomo-arigatoo-mister-roboto In today's hard-hitting story we find the team making their own news at the annual Tokyo Robot Show. Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:13:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-doomo-arigatoo-mister-roboto http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-entertainment In today's episode the news team presents a list of the biggest boobs in entertainment. Must See TV....for the internet. Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:57:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-entertainment http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-alaskan-invasion In today's political report the news team explores the latest front in President Bush's war for oil: Alaska. Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:48:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-alaskan-invasion http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes In today's Special Report the news team treks across the globe to figure out why gas is so expensive by talking to a Saudi Arabian sheikh and some good old fashioned American gas buyers. Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:09:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-tiger-woods-wins-the-us-open In today's sports report the news team recaps Tiger Woods incredible victory at the US Open with the help of some pseudo-sexual jokes about "strokes." Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:42:21 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-tiger-woods-wins-the-us-open