Lenny

last updated on Sat, March 1, 2008 at 02:46 pm

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About Me
Standup Comedian From NYC....And I like sports. And girls. And cookies.

My Favorite Comedians
Seinfeld, Attell, Regan and Tom Van Horn (He paid me to say that).

My Favorite Comedy Movies
Bananas, Broadway Danny Rose, The Jerk, The Producers (1971) version. And pretty much anything from the Dane Cook library ;)

Funniest Moment of My Life
When I was like 13, my sister's cat got run over by a car. I hated that cat. I was allergic to it and my family thought I was faking just so we'd get rid of it. Apparently the sneezing and scratching endlessly didn't tip anyone off. Anyway, when it got hit, my mom told me "not to make fun of the dead cat situation". My sister in tears sat down near me on the couch. I was trying very hard not to laugh in her face. She said "You better not say anything, Lenny." I didn't. As luck would have it, the first commercial that comes on the TV after she says that is, "Purina cat chow, chow chow chow". I fall off the couch laughing. My sister goes screaming out of the room "Mommmmmmmmmmm!!!". I of course am rolling around on the floor laughing. Hey, I'm not perfect.

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The Blonde and the Cliff


Why did the dumb blond jump off the cliff?

She thought her Maxipad had wings.