ben vorspan

last updated on Thu, July 31, 2008 at 06:35 pm

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Lypozap

In the car today I heard a commercial for Lypozap -- this revolutionary way to zap excess fat away that is safer and easier than traditional lyposuction. To explain how fast the recovery was, the female voice-over artist said " I was able to return to work the next day and no one knew I had...

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my hands are cold

why are my hands so cold all the time these days?  even more perplexing -- why is it that my wedding ring feels warmer than my hands?  I guess it has better circulation.  Makes sense, I guess... It is circular.

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ben  vorspan 

About Me
sometimes, right after I pee a lot, I feel thirsty. Like, really thirsty. I also proprietrate www.myjewishportal.com

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ben, you're too cool for school

Posted by bvorspan on 3/13/2008 10:48 am

like zach morris

nice profile

Posted by bentest on 2/22/2008 10:15 am

your profile kicks ass

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Idiotic Pest Control


How does an idiot go about killing a groundhog?



By trying to bury it.
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