Cricket

last updated on Tue, February 19, 2008 at 03:49 pm

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About Me
I'm French, Native-American & white trash. Hence my name. Yes, it's real. Just like my boobs.

My Favorite Comedians
Louis CK, Richard "the man" Pryor, Rain Pryor (just kidding), Scarlett Johannson (not kidding), Jim Gaffigan, Kyle Dunnigan

My Favorite Comedy Movies
Brewster's Millions, anything by Mel Brooks...

Funniest Moment of My Life
I was supposed to be researching for a book report on "Carlsbad Cavern" in the 5th grade but was cracking wise on this bean bag in the schoolroom with my friends instead. I laughed so hard I peed my pants. On the bean bag. Urine draped into fold after fold till it hit the floor & tons of 11 yr olds screamed & laughed. I thought it was hilarious so I kept laughing & peeing until it was a urinating waterfall onto the classroom floor. Classy, huh?

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The Blonde and the Cliff


Why did the dumb blond jump off the cliff?

She thought her Maxipad had wings.