Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

last updated on Fri, February 29, 2008 at 09:16 am

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Ryan  Sickler 

About Me
I think outy vaginas look like a jellyfish just sneezed. I have a legal Unicorn permit but I only hunt Unicorn for sport (the meat doesn't agree with my system). I use an 8-Gauge. They're absolutely stunning when they're dead. I like to kick it, usually in fish-net half-shirts. Always have. I hate people who still say "dungarees", "slacks" and "supper". I love Martin's Potato Rolls. I'm still waiting on Steak-umms to get their shit together and hit the West Coast full force. Martin's Potato Rolls and Steak-umms - might be the cure for cancer.

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Forehead Lock
By rsickler
posted on Dec 11, 2007
Q & A Hole
By rsickler
posted on Dec 11, 2007
I Glove You
By rsickler
posted on Dec 11, 2007
When Harry Tea-Bagged Sally
By rsickler
posted on Dec 11, 2007
Liar for Hire
By rsickler
posted on Dec 11, 2007

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Dude

Posted by comedy on 2/28/2008 10:02 am

Pretty funny stuff.

your tour schedule

Posted by comedylover on 2/28/2008 8:41 am

hey ryan,
saw your stuff on comedy.com's homepage. where do you perform? what's your schedule?

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