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About The Show
Competitive Awesome presents The Newest New News, a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrows headlines today.
Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com, this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80s forgot about.
Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didnt know that you didnt know.
Hosted by Aaron Gingrich and Mychal Utecht of Competitive Awesome, the internationally acclaimed comedy writing and performing duo out of Second City.
Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com, this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80s forgot about.
Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didnt know that you didnt know.
Hosted by Aaron Gingrich and Mychal Utecht of Competitive Awesome, the internationally acclaimed comedy writing and performing duo out of Second City.
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Congratulate the TyphooNNN -
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RetardatioNNN Process -
Happy HalloweeNNN -
FalliNNNg Since 1999 -
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ThaNNNksgiving -
Dangerous PorNNN Sites -
Christmas GreetiNNNgs -
Happy NNNew Year -
GiuliaNNNi's Small Caucus -
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I'm Voting For NNNixon -
Pills and RaNNNdom Men -
Let's Play Shriveled Ball! -
Condoleezza Rice Krispie Treats -
RIP Britney Spears' Career -
Barack Beats Snot Out Of Hillary -
J-Lo Gives J-Birth -
Two College Boobs! -
No Country For Jewish Men -
Sodomizing With The Stars -
KKK Endorses Half Of Obama -
Racist Politicians Say The Darndest Things -
The Devil Wears Prada Pantsuits -
Shiite Happens To Iran's President -
Madonna Adopts 275 Year Old -
Idol's Gay Stripper Shows Balls -
Tom Hanks for the Memories -
Alphabet Soup Nazi -
No Vagina Left Behind -
This Just In - Spitzer's Penis -
Mary Ann Loves Mary Jane -
St. Patrick's Day Debauchery -
Steve-O is Whack-O -
McCartney Has Leg Up On Mills -
The Easter Bunny Killed Jesus -
Idol Dude Looks Like a Lady -
Easter Extravaganza -
Lindsay Lohan Has Genital Herbies -
Bi-Curious George Michael -
Barack The Vote -
Ashton Sucks, Demi Swallows -
Bend Over Like Beckham -
Barack Flocks to Virgins -
Gay Frankenstein Meets Dracula -
50 Cent Backs Barack -
McCain In The Membrane -
Jerry Seinfeld Cheats Death -
Hitler Reviews The Bible -
Charlton Heston RIP -
Polygamist Leader Speaks Out -
It's Sienna Miller Time! -
Bush Orders Troops, McRib -
Vanilla Ice Beats The Rap -
Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape -
Laura Bush Hosts 'Today Show' -
Go Pope, It's Your Birthday -
Iran Sex Party -
Eli Manning Getting Married -
Pennsylvania Primary Colors -
Man Shoots Himself in Self Defense -
American Idol Meltdown -
Two Gay Men And A Baby -
Ladies Love Grand Theft Auto -
Hitler Endorses McCain -
Hannah Shows Us Her Montana -
Jimi Hendrix's Foxy Lady -
Deaf American Idol -
Obama Doesn't Want To Be Wright -
Bea Arthur Wins The Derby -
McCain Sleeps Through Interview -
HomoGayaQueerophobia -
Deaf Music Critic Versus Jason Castro -
Hitler's Farewell To Hillary -
McDonald's New Sad Meal -
Behind The Scenes At The Bush Wedding -
Reach Out And Touch An NNN Anchor -
Jodi Foster Comes Out -
California Hearts Gay Marriage -
Hijacking The News -
David Is Our American Idol -
Half Man, Half Animal, All Funny -
NBA Finals Report -
Bush's Favorite Things -
Obama Chooses A Running Mate -
Live From Mars -
Hitler Versus Obama -
Interviewing Indiana Jones -
Go Go Gadget Report -
Why The French Open Sucks -
Live From Mountain Jam -
What Hillary Wants -
The Slut Scale -
Holy $#!* It's A Gun -
Lakers Blackout -
James Brown Auction -
Panda Politics -
Interviewing Angelina's Twins -
Touching Technology -
Tiger Woods Wins The US Open -
Gas Holes -
The Alaskan Invasion -
10 Biggest Boobs In Entertainment -
Doomo Arigatoo Mister Roboto -
The Bryant Brothers -
10 Biggest Boobs In Politics -
10 Reasons Your Kid Might Be Gay -
10 Signs You're Not Jewish -
July Fourth Party Tips -
Things You Should Never Say To Your Kids -
The Real Baby Borrowers -
Douche For The Day -
Art Critic Slams Kid Artists -
Fat Tumbler's Olympic Dream -
Office Anti-Samsonites -
McCain Pisses Off Hitler -
Scrota Charger Commercial -
Gaywatch -
A Conversation In Music Lyrics -
Trick Or Treating A Week Before Halloween -
John McCain Tries To Win The Black Vote With Grape Soda
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Myke, you are a racist pig with a beautiful arse and lovely tupee... arron, you're an anti-semetic, errr, semite...
love to all and toodles,
JC
Posted by JasonCornwell on 3/10/2008 9:10 am
love to all and toodles,
JC
Posted by JasonCornwell on 3/10/2008 9:10 am
