http://www.comedy.com/paulypeanuts paulypeanuts's Activity Feed en-us Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:10:55 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/the-real-baby-borrowers Inspired by NBC's "Baby Borrowers," this store offers you the chance to get your own baby at impossibly low prices. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:36:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-real-baby-borrowers http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips In this special Independence Day broadcast the anchors offer holiday tips to make the most out of your Fourth of July. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:32:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish In today's broadcast the news team breaks down all the reasons you may not be one of the chosen people. L'chaim! Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:47:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-entertainment In today's episode the news team presents a list of the biggest boobs in entertainment. Must See TV....for the internet. Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:19:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-entertainment http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-alaskan-invasion In today's political report the news team explores the latest front in President Bush's war for oil: Alaska. Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:56:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-alaskan-invasion http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes In today's Special Report the news team treks across the globe to figure out why gas is so expensive by talking to a Saudi Arabian sheikh and some good old fashioned American gas buyers. Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:16:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lakers-blackout In today's sports report we travel back in time to see what two members of the 1947 Minneapolis Lakers think about the current NBA Finals and discover that the current Lakers roster is a lot different than they'd imagined it would be. Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:42:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lakers-blackout http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale In today's entertainment report the NNN anchors get a visit from the creator of the Slut Scale and find out from him who's the bigger slut: Sarah Jessica Parker or Scarlett Johansson. Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:02:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants In today's political report the anchors take a closer look at Hillary Clinton's non-resignation resignation speech and try to figure out whether she is actually admitting defeat or not. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:04:28 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam In today's music report NNN's special concert correspondent appears via web-cam from the Mountain Jam Concert in upstate New York, while the anchors give you the latest urine-stained details from the R. Kelly trial. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:15:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks In today's sports report Brock Thompson stops by to explain why the French Open sucks and we also learn what ultimate fighting has in common with The View. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:15:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-go-gadget-report In today's technology report NNN's special technology correspondent, Grant Access, reveals what's hot (guitar hero) and what's not (beepers) in the world of gadgets. Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:14:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-go-gadget-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-interviewing-indiana-jones In today's NNN entertainment report the anchors bring you the latest on Ashley Simpson's pregnancy, illegal immigration reality shows, and a special interview with Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf. Thu, 29 May 2008 23:41:57 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-interviewing-indiana-jones http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama In today's episode the news team's special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, drops by to weigh in on Barack Obama's recent Holocaust comments. Wed, 28 May 2008 23:56:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars In today's episode the news team delivers the first ever live report from the planet Mars and discovers it's the new hot spot for celebrity vacations. Wed, 28 May 2008 23:56:48 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate In today's episode, the NNN anchors score an interview with the leading candidate to be Obama' new running mate and discover that it's the ultimate political weapon - a male/female/white/latino named Scott Alltheparts. Tue, 27 May 2008 00:26:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things In today's episode the anchors sit down with President Bush for an exclusive interview and find out that his favorite things include fishing, eating nachos, and bombing people. Sat, 24 May 2008 22:22:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report In today's episode the anchors find out they have more viewers than the CW television network, discover the one thing that is illegal in San Francisco, and break down the NBA playoff match-ups with NNN sports reporter Brock Thompson. Thu, 22 May 2008 11:09:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol In an NNN special report on American Idol the team leaves the studio and sends its Deaf Music Critic out to the streets of Hollywood to get the scoop on the upcoming finale. Tue, 20 May 2008 19:21:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hijacking-the-news In today's episode the team lands an exclusive interview with an Afghani hijacker who is currently working as a janitor at Heathrow airport. Mon, 19 May 2008 09:43:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hijacking-the-news http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Fri, 16 May 2008 10:44:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary and the end of Jodi Foster's relationship. Also, NNN's Deaf Music Critic stops by to report on American Idol and his own laryngitis. Wed, 14 May 2008 18:51:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor In today's episode the NNN anchors open up the phone lines to take calls from viewers and discover that their fans have lots of questions – for Oprah and Larry King. Tue, 13 May 2008 21:31:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor