In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this Easter, Britney Spears guest stars on "Whore I Met Your Mother," and Hi...

In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in court, Wal-Mart introduces the "Tickle Me-Ahmadinejad" doll, and Gay F...

In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (...

In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself.

In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "Am...

In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving M...

In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance ca...

In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreci...

In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over &qu...

In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Ke...