http://www.comedy.com/sharesense33 sharesense33's Activity Feed en-us Sun, 6 Jul 2008 20:08:00 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-brazilian-everywhere Grab a chalupa and a glass of horchata, 'cause Make A Hot Girl Laugh is going south of the border as comedians Kenny Kane and Adam Richmond try to get a risada out of the beautiful Brazilian, Talli Huntkins. Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:47:12 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-brazilian-everywhere http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish In today's broadcast the news team breaks down all the reasons you may not be one of the chosen people. L'chaim! Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:54:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics In today's episode the news team breaks down a list of the top 10 biggest boobs in politics. Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:46:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes In today's Special Report the news team treks across the globe to figure out why gas is so expensive by talking to a Saudi Arabian sheikh and some good old fashioned American gas buyers. Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:03:51 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-body-paint-by-numbers Comedians Dan Annic and Timothy Knapp compete to get a laugh out of the stunning Krista Simmonson. Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:40:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-body-paint-by-numbers http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-touching-technology In today's technology report the news team examines the latest in touchscreen technology and discover that it's a great way to mess with your friends. Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:36:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-touching-technology http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-holy-it-s-a-gun In today's tech and gadget report the anchors get a visit from Russian gun guru Iva Teenygun who introduces them to the joys of really small weaponry. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:05:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-holy-it-s-a-gun http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale In today's entertainment report the NNN anchors get a visit from the creator of the Slut Scale and find out from him who's the bigger slut: Sarah Jessica Parker or Scarlett Johansson. Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:37:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants In today's political report the anchors take a closer look at Hillary Clinton's non-resignation resignation speech and try to figure out whether she is actually admitting defeat or not. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:08:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam In today's music report NNN's special concert correspondent appears via web-cam from the Mountain Jam Concert in upstate New York, while the anchors give you the latest urine-stained details from the R. Kelly trial. Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:14:50 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks In today's sports report Brock Thompson stops by to explain why the French Open sucks and we also learn what ultimate fighting has in common with The View. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:19:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-go-gadget-report In today's technology report NNN's special technology correspondent, Grant Access, reveals what's hot (guitar hero) and what's not (beepers) in the world of gadgets. Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:11:35 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-go-gadget-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-interviewing-indiana-jones In today's NNN entertainment report the anchors bring you the latest on Ashley Simpson's pregnancy, illegal immigration reality shows, and a special interview with Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf. Fri, 30 May 2008 09:31:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-interviewing-indiana-jones http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama In today's episode the news team's special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, drops by to weigh in on Barack Obama's recent Holocaust comments. Thu, 29 May 2008 13:38:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate In today's episode, the NNN anchors score an interview with the leading candidate to be Obama' new running mate and discover that it's the ultimate political weapon - a male/female/white/latino named Scott Alltheparts. Mon, 26 May 2008 22:38:52 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate http://www.comedy.com/video/geriatric-jones-trailer Indiana Jones faces his toughest adventure yet: the quest to avoid arthritis. Watch as Harrison Ford reprises his role on the search for comfortable shoes. Mon, 26 May 2008 00:26:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/geriatric-jones-trailer http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things In today's episode the anchors sit down with President Bush for an exclusive interview and find out that his favorite things include fishing, eating nachos, and bombing people. Fri, 23 May 2008 10:27:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report In today's episode the anchors find out they have more viewers than the CW television network, discover the one thing that is illegal in San Francisco, and break down the NBA playoff match-ups with NNN sports reporter Brock Thompson. Thu, 22 May 2008 12:18:57 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny In today's episode the anchors interview the world's first "Cybrid," a half cow, half 'dude' who's bitter about not being a lion. Tue, 20 May 2008 21:46:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol In an NNN special report on American Idol the team leaves the studio and sends its Deaf Music Critic out to the streets of Hollywood to get the scoop on the upcoming finale. Tue, 20 May 2008 12:22:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hijacking-the-news In today's episode the team lands an exclusive interview with an Afghani hijacker who is currently working as a janitor at Heathrow airport. Mon, 19 May 2008 09:07:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hijacking-the-news http://www.comedy.com/embed/burgundy-interviews-brokaw Ron Burgundy interviews the most distinguished anchorman of our time at Radio City Music Hall during the FOD Tour. Sun, 18 May 2008 22:24:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/burgundy-interviews-brokaw http://www.comedy.com/embed/o-reilly-producer-strikes-back Behind the scenes footage! Sun, 18 May 2008 22:22:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/o-reilly-producer-strikes-back http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Fri, 16 May 2008 11:28:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary and the end of Jodi Foster's relationship. Also, NNN's Deaf Music Critic stops by to report on American Idol and his own laryngitis. Thu, 15 May 2008 05:05:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor In today's episode the NNN anchors open up the phone lines to take calls from viewers and discover that their fans have lots of questions – for Oprah and Larry King. Wed, 14 May 2008 22:44:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding In today's episode, NNN interviews the caterers from Jenna Bush’' wedding and finds out what was on the menu (oil) and who paid for it (taxpayers). Tue, 13 May 2008 08:12:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal" before interviewing Hillary Clinton's campaign adviser about her new "Awesome" strategy. Mon, 12 May 2008 02:36:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary In today's episode the news team gets political and invites a special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, on set to wish Hillary Clinton a fond farewell from the presidential race. Fri, 09 May 2008 23:55:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro In today's episode the news team gets carried away with Vladimir Putin references before welcoming the deaf music critic for a review of Jason Castro's American Idol performance. Thu, 08 May 2008 03:00:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-homogayaqueerophobia In today's episode, NNN correspondent Gay Frankenstein answers a male viewer's question about how to deal with attention from other men and the NNN anchors introduce the Internet to puberty. Wed, 07 May 2008 08:09:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-homogayaqueerophobia http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Tue, 06 May 2008 12:49:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Mon, 05 May 2008 13:15:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Fri, 02 May 2008 10:39:54 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cried Mary, and Barack Obama just can't seem to answer a simple question. It must be Fox News' fault! Thu, 01 May 2008 15:52:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Thu, 01 May 2008 14:42:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana In today's episode NNN takes a trip to Arkansas where a 413 pound prisoner is about to eat his cellmate because he's hungrier than Randy Jackson at Souplantation. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-tour-de-farce Three-time Emmy Award seat filler, Woody Wittman, hits the streets again to bring you behind-the-scenes access to Hollywood, TMZzzz style. See the patch of grass that a certain celebrity canine likes to relieve himself on, the fast food chain where Pope John Paul II dropped a II, and the high-end restaurant that the Olsen twins give "Two Thumbs Down...Their Throat." Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:00:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-tour-de-farce http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than just a video game and it’s Cats Gone Wild. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ladies-love-grand-theft-auto-special-report In this NNN Special Report, Trevor takes an in-depth look at how the release of Grand Theft Auto 4 is also aiding other releases. Ladies love GTA because their men love GTA -- and after six hours on the couch, they’re ready for six minutes in the bedroom. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:01:12 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ladies-love-grand-theft-auto-special-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:41:50 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-american-idol-meltdown In today's episode African neighborhoods create a "Penis Patrol," Hillary Clinton has the bigger penis in Pennsylvania, and Brooke White sucks a big one on "American Idol." Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:51:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-american-idol-meltdown http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danica Patrick takes the checkered flag and the testicles of the competition, and Hillary has one black bobble-head doll friend. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:25:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married In today's episode a Washington teen sets Guinness World Record by a nose, Eli Manning is set to fumble his vows, and a Chicagoan takes "man's best friend" to a whole new level. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:46:37 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party In today's episode Barack & Hillary get frisky in Philly, the Pope gets upstaged by a fatty in DC, and an orgy in Iran is the Shiite. Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:29:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday In today's episode the Pope puts on his party hat, Royal Caribbean unveils their floating rape vessel, and the Deaf Music Critic handicaps 'Mariah Carey' night on 'American Idol.' Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:15:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show In today's episode Mr. Mexican Potato Head, Laura Bush tries to beat Katie Couric in the ratings, and Americans scramble to beat the tax deadline. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:50:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-marilyn-monroe-sex-tape In today's episode the Pope tosses his pointy hat into the political ring, Marilyn Monroe gives oral in the Oval, and Pennsylvanians get steely on Obama. Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:58:51 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-marilyn-monroe-sex-tape http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA promotes Moons Over My Hammy, and Zimbabwe over its head. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:49:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, blind people hate on the environment, and an exclusive expose on immigration. Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:52:01 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-its-sienna-miller-time In today's episode the Olympic torch is the biggest flamer in San Francisco, Carly Smithson flames out on "American Idol," and Sienna Miller gets engaged to that one guy from that one movie. Yeah, him. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:52:50 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-its-sienna-miller-time http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out In today's episode a Chinese man flips his dad the bird-flu, a Pakistani gas leak is silent but deadly, and polygamist kids lay the darndest things. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:01:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute, President Bush sniffs out a deal with Columbia, and Pamela Anderson has fake breasts but a reality TV show. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:14:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible In today's episode President Bush sends the month of March to Guantanamo Bay, the Old Kids on the Block reunite, and Hitler goes Bible thumping. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:43:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton gives Bill Richardson a facial, and Jay-Z is living on E-Z Street. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:09:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:46:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble raising 50 cents, and doctors are all about the Benjamins. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:17:50 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula In today's episode Paris Hilton carries more luggage than STD's, President Bush comes out in support of Tibet, and Dracula comes out of the closet. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:19:21 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins In today's April Fools Day episode, Trevor is Finkel and Timothy is Einhorn in a "Big" episode featuring Barack and the Virgins, Latina Girls Gone Wild and a plane that throws rocks. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:23:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham In today's episode David Beckham revolutionizes the way Americans ignore soccer, Tupac Shakur gets a bad rap, and the blind movie critic is at a 'Stop Loss' for words. Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:33:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, Ashton Kutcher sucks in more ways than one, and the deaf music critic is a little pitchy. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:06:45 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:20:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bi-curious-george-michael In today's episode Hillary gets screwed by another Bill, police free Tibet of their monks, and George Michael announces a tour that will start in New York and end in irrelevance. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:04:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bi-curious-george-michael http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies In today’s episode Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch is burning, Barack Obama no habla espanol, and Hitler totally hearts Heidi. Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:46:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you than dark chocolate, the White House Easter egg roll comes with soy sauce, and the Easter Bunny succumbs to fur cancer. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:51:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-dude-looks-like-a-lady In today's episode Tiger Woods crushes white balls, American Idol's prettiest girl has balls, and property values plummet in Beverly Hills, 90210. Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:26:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-dude-looks-like-a-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this Easter, Britney Spears guest stars on "Whore I Met Your Mother," and Hillary Clinton preaches to the pant-suit choir. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:08:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in court, Wal-Mart introduces the "Tickle Me-Ahmadinejad" doll, and Gay Frankenstein gets miscarried away about pregnancy. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:57:45 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (promises?) to take his own life. Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:46:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself. Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:18:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "American Idol" has early-onset Alzheimers. Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:56:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:17:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:21:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/kfc Mike questions if KFC’s slogan should be a question and wonders whether neck folds are the new chin folds. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:06:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/kfc http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:59:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:23:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:57:42 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:43:48 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney Spears slips herself roofies, and Hillary Clintonsays it aint over 'til the fat ankle lady sings. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:59:30 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry leaves a hairy situation, and Hitler goes Adolf on Jewish girls. Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:34:47 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:31:35 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:21:17 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/casper-the-lisping-ghost Mike is haunted by a gay ghost, which gives a whole new meaning to “sneaking up on you from behind.” Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:06:24 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/casper-the-lisping-ghost http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama is in 72 virgin territory, and Paris Hilton's pussy gets shaved and neutered. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:01:33 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men In today's episode Ralph Nader runs for President of Fantasy Land, Castro's 76-year-old younger brother takes over in a "youth movement," and Taco Bell debuts their new slogan: Puke Outside The Bun. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:36:32 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men http://www.comedy.com/video/two-college-boobs What happens when you skip class. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:14:23 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/two-college-boobs http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies, President Bush does the African Anteater Dance, and Hitler tells Hanukkah to suck it. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:04:38 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth http://www.comedy.com/video/it-s-nnn-nnn-good Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com , this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80's forgot about. Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didn't know that you didn't know. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:51:24 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/it-s-nnn-nnn-good http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-stars Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com , this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80's forgot about. Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didn't know that you didn't know. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:50:55 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/congratulate-the-typhoonnn Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced retro-themed, alliteration-happy newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, Hitler gives The Diary of Anne Frank a fair and balanced review, and Rick Solomon marries Pamela Anderson in an attempt to fill the giant hole nobody has been able to fill since Tommy Lee left. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:50:51 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/congratulate-the-typhoonnn http://www.comedy.com/video/retardationnn-process Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News,"a fast-paced, retro-themed, alliteration-happy newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, J.K. Rowling reveals that Dumbledore plays for the other Quiddich team, the smoke from the wildfires in Malibu is so thick you can't see Britney Spears' vagina, and Crayola unveils the world's worst crayon colors since "Burnt Sienna Miller" and "Gangrene." Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:50:43 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/retardationnn-process http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-shiite Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed, alliteration-happy newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, President Bush announces his constipation strategy for Iraq, Paula Abdul announces her plans to give birth to a publicity stunt, and The Vatican announces the release of their new DVD, "Priests Gone Wild." Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:50:37 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-shiite http://www.comedy.com/video/fallinnng-since-1999 Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, Rudy Giuliani announces his support for a woman's right to 9/11, Tori Spelling poses for "OK! From a Distance" Magazine, and the new film "Love in the Time of Cholera" has people on the edge of their seats...deciding whether or not to leave. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:50:27 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/fallinnng-since-1999 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary In today's episode the blind movie critic has no "Vantage Point," women golfers putt from the ruff, and Barack blows while Hillary swallows. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:31:47 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career In today's episode Iran and Israel settle their differences with a "Yo Momma" battle, Britney Spears shocks everyone by not dying, and Gay Frankenstein gives sex advice to the "conveniently parked." Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:47:47 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats In today’s episode – President Bush visits the Bushmen, Lindsay Lohan exposes her bush, and Fidel Castro retires to spend more quality time suppressing his family. Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:26:56 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lets-play-shriveled-ball In today's episode President Bush puts his Dick in a tub, Jane Fonda puts her foot in her mouth, and Roger Clemens' "alleged" steroid needle "allegedly" gives an interview. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:50:43 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lets-play-shriveled-ball